Indoor Dining



(HAPPY HOUR 4:30-6 PM Thursday and Friday ONLY) $1 off Drafts, $5 cocktails, $6 Citywide’s!

Cocktail  Special:“It’s Just A Bunch of Hocus Pocus”-  Housemade Citrus Agave Blend, Licor 43, Kisney Rye,Bitters, Apple Cider $5

16oz Draft Beers – $7

  • Gwyneth Paltrow’s Head Was In the Box 7% – Blood Orange IPA
  • Stacy’s Mom 7.5% – Citra IPA
  • I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This But Cancel That Free Trial Before They Charge Your Card 5.0% – Black Tea and Lemon Blonde Ale
  • I Love Lamp 5.5% – Pineapple Hefeweizen
  • NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL HOPPY VOL. 5  7.5% – Lemon Drop IPA
  • Why Say Lot Word When Few Word Do Trick 4.8% – Key Lime Pie Sour
  • EW, David! 4.8% – Helles Lager
  • The Worst Thing About Quarantine was the Dementors 6.66% – Black (Glitter) IPA
  • Gift In Words (Andy Dwyer Suprise Face) 4% – Blue Berry Lemon Hard Seltzer
  • Every day I’m Rustlin 6.2% – Oktoberfest Style Marzen

INDOOR ONLY Draft Beer Flights – $13 Five Four Oz Pours INDOOR ONLY

Flights are poured and Served in the order listed below, follow the flight boards as they are marked A,B,C,D These Can not be modified they are pre-set to assist in efficient service

  • Flight: Brewers Select – 4oz pours of the following: Stacy’s Mom, I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This But Cancel That Free Trial Before They Charge Your Card, every day I’m rustlin,  Why Say Lot Word When Few Word Do Trick, I Love Lamp
  • Flight: Jawns That Fly – 4oz pours of the following: Gwyneth Paltrow’s Head, Stacy’s Mom, Now That’s What I Call Hoppy Vol. 5, Free Trial, The Worst Thing About Quarantine Is The Dementors

Crafted Cocktails – $12

  • Of All the Gin JointsGin with fresh squeezed lemon and lime, topped with ginger beer.
  • Rocks Tonic Magic JuiceBourbon, orange juice, house-made sour mix, and aromatic
  • orange bitters.
  • Mules…They’re So Half-Assed!Whiskey-based Mule with ginger beer and lime.
  • I Love Brunch! Bunchy, Brunch, Brunch– Fresh Squeezed OJ, Topped w/ Gwyneth Paltrow

Other Beverages:

  • Jack’s Hard Cider Original (12oz Can) – $6.50
  • Jack’s Hard Cider Peach (12oz Can)- $6.50
  • Jack’s Hard Cider Pear (12oz Can) – $6.50
  • Jacks Hard Cider Dry Hopped! (12oz Can) – $ 6.50
  • Wayvine Riesling – $8
  • Various Soda (Coke, Diet Coke, Ginger Ale) – $2.50

Food: (No Modifications at this time)

  • Italian Hoagie ham, capicola, provolone, Italian seasoning. Served with chips – $8
  • Turkey Hoagie – Freshly Sliced Turkey, Lettuce, Red Pepper, Provolone, Choice of Chips -$8 Shawty
  • Hoagie Combo- Choose one of our Hoagies, served with and chips and can of Balance Sweetie -$10 Must Specify which Hoagie
  • Pretzel Bites – Hot pretzel nuggets served with mustard or – $7 (Add PMD Beer Cheese for $1
  • Pretzel Bites Combo – Hot Pretzel Nuggets w/ Mustard Can Choice of Sunset Heart Hands or Gwyneth $9
  • House Made Mac And Cheese- It Aint being cheesy but we do our best, Three cheese blend, Bread Cumbs $7
  • Ice Cream Sammy – $2.00
  • Bag “O” Chips- Middlesworth BBQ, Sour Cream & Onion- $2.50


THE RULES as stated by the PA Governor, City Mayor, and CDC

• All guests must order a meal to begin their transaction in order to receive alcohol. This can be either from the establishment or from a food truck.

• All guests must remain seated during their dine-in service.

• All guests must be wearing their mask any time they are not seated.

• All guests must remain 6 feet apart from other guests during their experience, with the exception of using the restroom, entering, or exiting the premises.

• No parties larger than 4 people may be seated at any one table.

Thank you for joining us at Evil Genius Beer Co. We know it’s weird, and unideal, to follow all of these laws. Help us out and keep each other (and us!) safe during your time here.