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Come up to the door. If weather is good, we'll have the roll up open. Ring the bell if it's closed!

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Delivery Orders

In Philadelphia County? We've got you covered. Place your order by 3pm for same day delivery (currently delivering Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday)

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Draft list for Crowlers and Growlers is below, and other take out options are listed below that.

What's on tap 7/13/2020

  • Felt Cute, Might Feed My Husband to a Tiger Later IDK
    Pale Ale
    4.2% Abv.
  • Let's Do That Hockey!
    Czech American Pilsner
    6.8% Abv.
  • There's No Crying In Baseball
    Mango IPA
    6% Abv.
  • The Worst Thing About Quarantine Was the Dementors
    Black IPA with Glitter
    6.7% Abv.
  • I Love Lamp
    Pineapple Hefeweizen
    5.5% Abv.
  • Sunset Heart Hands
    Hazy Hoppy Jawn
    4.8% Abv.
  • Good Morning to everyone except Grandpa Joe, who sat in a bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a jackass to go to a damn candy factory
    Pale Saison with Peaches Aged in Oak Barrels
    5.7% Abv.
  • Me Think, Why Waste Time Say Lot Word, When Few Word Do Trick
    Key Lime Pie Sour Ale
    4.8% Abv.

Hours

  • Monday4:00pm - 8:00pm
  • Tuesday4:00pm - 8:00pm
  • Wednesday4:00pm - 8:00pm
  • Thursday2:00pm - 10:00pm
  • Friday2:00pm - 10:00pm
  • Saturday12:00pm - 10:00pm
  • Sunday11:00pm - 7:00pm

Other Take Out Options

All of the above draft list are available in Crowlers (32oz – $12.50) and Growlers (64 oz – $22.50) – Buy three for a 10% discount – 

Note: We are not currently filling growlers brought back due to COVID-19, this included new growlers purchased during the shutdown.

6 Pack Bottles to Go – $9.99:

  • Stacy’s Mom – Citra IPA
  • #adulting – Guava IPA
  • Purple Monkey Dishwasher – Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter
  • #icanteven – Watermelon Ale
  • I Love Lamp – Pineapple Hefeweizen
  • Ma! the Meatloaf – Mango Wit
  • New Phone Who Dis – Caramel Macchiato Porter
  • You’re Killin’ Me, Smalls!- Raspberry Shandy

4 Pack Cans to Go (all 16oz cans):

  • Mixed 4-pack (Stacy’s Mom, Purple Monkey Dishwasher, There’s No Crying in Baseball, #adulting) – $13.99
  • I Love Lamp – Pineapple Hefeweizen – $12.99
  • There’s No Crying in Baseball – Mango IPA – $12.99
  • #loveislove – Strawberry Blonde Ale – $20
  • Baby Shark – Session Pale Ale – $20
  • Gwyneth Paltrow’s Head was in the Box – Blood Orange IPA – $20
  • Might do a workout class, might eat a whole pizza. It’s called balance sweetie, look it up. – American Pils – $20
  • Oh, the Places you won’t go!  – Kolsch-style Ale – $20
  • Sunset Heart Hands – Hoppy Hazy jawn – $20

Evil Genius Hard Seltzer:

  • 12 Pack Variety (Lemon & Lime, Grapefruit, Black Cherry) – $19.99
  • #bestlife – Black Cherry Sixpack – $9.99
  • #bigmood – Lemon & Lime Sixpack – $9.99
  • #throwbackthursday – Grapefruit Sixpack – $9.99

Sours (500ml bottles):

  • See No Evil – Pale Saison Aged in Chardonnay Barrels – $12
  • Hear No Evil – Flanders Red Aged in Marsala Barrels – $12
  • 2 Pack (Hear No Evil, and See No Evil) – $22

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