Beer will always be there for you. There are tons of varieties to choose from. In fact, our Fishtown brewery has so many original craft beers that every single one is kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic (if we do say so ourselves). So where to begin?
Instead of feeling overwhelmed, just stop and think “Which Friends character do I most identify with?” and go from there. We have a handy guide that matches a brew with a character, and we feel pretty confident that we nailed it. Let’s get started.
Ross
If you’re a Ross we suggest BE A GROWN UP THEY SAID, IT WILL BE FUN THEY SAID which is a beautiful pale ale. You clearly respect the rules of grammar and would NEVER steal anyone else’s sandwich. You’re the one who helps keep everyone on track, and thank goodness. Just like this ale, you are classic and reliable. So reward yourself. You deserve it.
Rachel
Are you a Rachel? You’ll love CAFFEINATE THE PROCESS which is a hazy IPA with coffee (that you won’t have to serve). The coffee undertones pair perfectly with the hops so you can kick back in your old wedding dress and enjoy the two things you love. This IPA will appreciate your attention to fashion and won’t judge your lack of housekeeping skills, which is more than can be said of some of your friends.
Joey
How you doin’? You’re Joey so please enjoy LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE FOR PART 2! which is a Dortmunder lager. Sweet malt and spicy hops pair together to make this a relatively light lager, which is basically like finding your hand twin. You can be tough when needed but you’re sweet and caring which means you’re not overwhelming, just like this beer. So get the Joey Special, enjoy a few LIKE AND SUBSCRIBES, and then tell Huggsy your bedtime penguin pal all about it.
Chandler
Could you BE any more like Chandler? Are you hopeless and awkward and desperate for love? Do you use humor as a defense mechanism? Cozy up to I SAID WHAT I SAID, a key lime margarita sour that has all the flavors of relaxation, just like taking a bath. You don’t have to pretend to watch the Thanksgiving football game with I SAID WHAT I SAID. Be yourself and drink outside the lines.
Monica
Rules help control the fun which is why being a Monica is important. You like order and you like flavor. We respect that. Try our OM NOM NOM which is an apple cider donut ale. I KNOW! This would pair with anything you whip up in the kitchen, because of course it would. Talk about a perfect ale for when you host Thanksgiving!
Phoebe
You’re cheerful and positive with a liiiiiiiiittle bit of an edge, which is why we think you’d love JUST VIBIN’, a hazy IPA with mango, pineapple, and guava. Not what you’d expect but pleasantly surprised? Exactly. So whip out that guitar and chill out with JUST VIBIN’ before Frank asks you for a BIG favor.
Was that perfection? We thought it might help get you started because we know looking at our beer list can be as overwhelming as Janice. So who do you identify with? Our taproom is ready for you.
