Let’s be honest: most breweries treat Dry January like an afterthought. They offer you a dusty can of tomato juice hiding behind the bar or a lukewarm bottle of sparkling water. Not us. At Evil Genius, we believe that taking a break from booze shouldn’t feel like a punishment. In Fact, we’ve spent out time at The Lab making sure that we are the single best brewery in Philadelphia for Dry January. Whether you’re the designated driver, a fitness fanatic, or just testing out the “sober-curious” lifestyle, we have a taproom experience that rivals any high octane night out.
Evil Genius Stocks the Gold Standard of Non-Alcoholic Beers
We don’t just carry any alcoholic beers; we carry the ones that actually taste good and win awards. We’ve stocked our fridge with the heavy hitters so you don’t have to sacrifice flavor.
We’re pouring the clean, crisp, and classic Upside Dawn Golden Ale from Athletic Brewing Company along with their Run Wild IPA, the ultimate brew for hop lovers forgoing the alcohol.
For our darker beer lovers we’re carrying the iconic creamy, dark pour you love: Guinness Zero.
Mocktails That Hit the Spot
Mocktail doesn’t mean “juice in a fancy glass.” At Evil Genius our handmade refreshers are built with the same complexity as your favorite cocktails.
Lavender Matcha Spritz: A sophisticated blend of earthy Matcha, floral Lavendar, and tropical Pineapple Juice.
Rhubarb Refresher: Features craft rhubarb bitters and spicy ginger beer, this fizzy delight is for people who love a little bite.
Prickly Pear Spritz: A vibrant, citrusy mix of fresh Prickly Pear Pureee and lemon.
A Night Out With Out The Morning After Headache at the Best Brewery For Dry January
The best part about spending Dry January at Evil Genius? Everything stays the same. You still get the nostalgic 90s vibes, the best drinks in Fishtown, and a crowd that knows how to have a good time. We prove every single day that you don’t need a high ABV to have a high energy night.
Don’t spend your January sitting on the couch starting at a boring old seltzer water. Come hang out at the best brewery for Dry January in Philly. Whether you’re here for a alcoholic brew or a dressed up mocktail, we’ve got a seat saved for you! Check out our full menu offerings here!
